Aug. 14, 2006 - Riddles

Hi Everyone,

This is my page of riddles.I dont have too many but there will be after a while.

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Why did the moron throw the butter out of the window?

He wanted to see the butter-fly!!

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Why do witches use brooms to fly?

Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!!

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Why was elmo's report card all wet?

All his grades were below C-level!!

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What walks on 4 legs, 2 legs then 3 legs?

A human!

4 legs - baby crawls

2 legs - adult

3 legs - old person with a stick

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A submarine can carry 100 people. There are 99 people and a pregnant lady on board but the submarine sinks. Why?

A submarine is supposed to sink!!

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Why did the man freeze his money?

He wanted cold hard cash!!

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