In a certain city there is a corner with four stores. One is a bakery, one a candy store, one a drugstore, and one a bookstore. Outside the drugstore is a policeman. Why is the policeman called Oscar? Because that is his name.
Where can you always find health, wealth and happiness? In the dictionary.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Dan ! Dan who ? Dan Druff !
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party ? He had no body to go with !
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop !
What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein.
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !

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