In a certain city there is a corner with four stores. One is a bakery, one a candy store, one a drugstore, and one a bookstore. Outside the drugstore is a policeman. Why is the policeman called Oscar?
Because that is his name.

Where can you always find health, wealth and happiness?
In the dictionary.

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan Druff !

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party ?
He had no body to go with !

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop !

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can't mash Frankenstein.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She had mittens !