Feb. 6, 2006 - jokes ahoy I LOVE PUD

Of course it's always the last place you look...why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it??

you are soo stupid that when someone told you to get a life.. you went and looked on e-bay

Why did everyone like the mushroom? - 'Cause he was a fun-gi! (please tell me someone gets this joke)

So there's two blondes in Texas having a discussion. One goes to the other: "Which do you think is farther? Florida or the Moon?" The other replys with "Helllooo?? Can you see Florida???!!"

There are 2 muffins in an oven, One muffin says, "man is it hot in here!!" and the other muffin says, "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

i dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about there motives.

Why Did The Blonde Put An Empty Milk Carton In The Fridge?.......In Case Anyone Wanted Black Tea!!!

why did micky mouse get shot???? because donald ducked

An aussie guy is like a wombat.... he eats roots and leaves

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

a pirate walks into a bar....the bartender says sir do u no that u have a steering wheel attached to ur pants...the pirate says....arrrrr i no its driven me nuts

A-D-D its eazy as 1-2- whoa theres a bird!!

i have a very big responsibility around here. everytime something goes wrong im responsible

Two guys are working for the city. One digs wholes the other fills them up. A man watching them cant understand what they are doin. Finally, he says, " I see how hard u guys are working, but i'm confused: One of u digs a hole but then ur partner just fills it up again!" The hole digger says, " Yeah, the guy who plants the trees was sick today."