1. Don't ever lie to us; -'we always find out.'-
2. Don't say you understand when you don't.
3. Girls are pretty...
4. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
5. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
6. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
7. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. -'vain haa..'-
8. We are drama queens.
9. Fashion police do exist.
10. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball,
or anything else you and your friends talk about.
11. Don't make bets about us; we always find out...
12. you must Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache
looks, we hate it.
13. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange
gases from your body, it is not.
14. We are beautiful at all times.
15. we always think we are fat, so laugh at us and tell we're not...
16. You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
17. We hate porn.
18. Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
19. we think about you all the time.
20. Being able to make us laugh is very important...
21. We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
22. Hold our hand.
23. We are not your all-night restaurant... -'don't tell us you're hungry'-
24. If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
25. Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
26. Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.
27. Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
28. We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
29.The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
30.Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will be nice...
31. Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
32. If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
33. it's hard for us to say sorry...
34. Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
35. Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
37. Make fun of our clothes...-'prepare to die.'-
38. We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
39. don't forget to tell us we're beautiful.
40. The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
42.Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
43.If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
44. No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
45. We're sensitive..
46. One word when it comes to smoking...-'quit.'-
47. We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
48. If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
49. we can't swallow our pride...
50. the most important DON'T EVER CHEAT ON US...
